What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

Terraria

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

I used to know what alzheimers was

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

all the kids had fun

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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