- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

what's worse then a blowjob?

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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