What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

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What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

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What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

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People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

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A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

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what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

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A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

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How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

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What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

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What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

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roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

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Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

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What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

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a man walked into a bar....

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You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

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why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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Is your refrigerator running? No.

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Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

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Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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