- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

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