- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

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What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

9/11 my birthday

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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