You know what's wrong with Oprah? Generally nothing. She's a well-respected African American woman who happens to be quite wealthy and likes to share her wealth with other people.

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There was 3 guys. A mexican, a black guy, and a jew. They work at a construction site and one day they found what appears to be a magic lamp. The mexican guy rubs the lamp hoping for a genie to appear and grant them wishes. Sure enough a genie appears. "I have been freed from the magic lamp." Says the genie "I shall grant one wish and one wish only to whoever rubbed the magic lamp." The mexican guy did not understand english. The jew steals the lamp and the black guy stabs him. The next day a blonde goes to the crime scene. He spot the magic lamp on the floor, picks it up, and rubs it. The genie appears. "I have been freed from the lamp. I shall grant one wish and one wish only to whoever rubbed the magic lamp." The blonde says "I wish Jose could speak ad understand english." Suddenly, the mexican appears and says "Thank you."

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A skinny white prisoner dropped his soap in the shower. So the big, ripped, black prisoner who was showering next to him picked up the soap and handed it back to him. The skinny white prisoner said "Thank you" and continued with his shower.

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Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

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why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

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123 f*ck off

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Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

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Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

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My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

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A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

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What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

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What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

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How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

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How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

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Bark I'm a tree

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What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

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Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

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Anti Joke

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