- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

darude- sandstorm

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

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