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Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

What do 69 and carpets have in common ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????1?2?3?4?5?6?7?8?9?0?????????#???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????©®™????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Nothing

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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