- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

Your moms so old. She might die soon

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it made no sense

Why did the blonde make pasta even though she had a gluten allergy? She had some Italian friends coming over. Also she bought some gluten-free pasta and sauce so she wouldn't need to be hospitalized.

What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

Knock Knock! Who's there?! Michelle Bachman.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? 0. There are no lights at Auschwitz.

Knock knock. Who's there? Falafel. Falafel who? I falafel. You feel awful? Ha, ha, ha! Oh, what a kneeslapper! Oh, God! Thanks for the laugh, I was feeling a little down and I... No, I just meant I ate a falafel. Oh. Yeah.

why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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