- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

I forgot what i was gonna say

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Why did the black guy love his new shirt? Because it was 100% cotton

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