Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

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Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

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what do you call a black guy african american

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a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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Uh... What was emulating again?

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SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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Vaginal secretions

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

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What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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