- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

pretty soon we'll all be dead

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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