A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

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Why was the black guy in jail He was a jail guard

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Why did the man with seasonal allergies not take his medication? He had liver disease...read the fine print

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Hi i want a cheeseburger and a small fry, said bob. And then, said the guy taking the order. thats all, said bob. And then, said the guy. Ummmm ok well i take small coke, said bob. And then, said that guy. Thats all, said bob. and then, said the guy. whatever i'll take a milkshake, said bob. And then, said that guy. and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then

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What Do You Call A Black Guy Surrounded By Nine White Guys With Bats? Jackie Robinson.

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What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

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Knock Knock Who's there? ........

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The FCC

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What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

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Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

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Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

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What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

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Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

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womans rights...

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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KARL KARASHIAN - FACEBOOK

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