Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

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why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

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How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

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Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

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Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

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Why didn't the Mexican have a job? Because stereotypes made employers unjustly reluctant to hire a hard-working, competent man.

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Your momma is soooo poor... I don't know how she is so fat

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

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A black guy, a Latino guy and an Asian guy all walk in a bar. What do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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Two construction workers are working on the final floor of what will soon be the worlds tallest building. The first turns to the other and says: "Hey tom can you throw me a three quarters hex wrench? i think my set is metric." the second guy turns around and says: "yea, here you go."

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roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

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Why did the blonde turn red Because some one lit her on fire

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Why did the black man go to the store? To get milk and eggs because he was running out of those items

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I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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