- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? No one knows.

Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

hi im tom. whats your name? joe. hi im tom. whats your name? joe... tom has short term memory loss.

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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