Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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What's worse than this That :(

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What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

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Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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Theres an app for the iPhone.

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Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

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Whats funnier than 24, 69

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A Man thought it was a good day and to go on anti-joke.com then he saw a post that had a link. This man was you and the link was http://minedgamez.tk/beta/ The man then clicked the link and fucking laughed so hard xD. She died in a car crash. Then a pickle appeared. It was then eaten by you not realizing it was actually a hamster.

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Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

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I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

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How do you have fun while stuck in traffic? Play bumper cars!

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we asked cheryl cole what she would do if it was the last day on earth she replied.. id probably spend all the time with my family. wrong cheryl youd spend your last day on earth running away from other people wanting to accomplish their last day on earth dreams

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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"Knock, knock!" "Who's there?" "The police." "'The police', who?" "Sir, come out of your domicile with your hands up and no weapons present. You've just gone to an orphanage and massacred almost every nun who's worked there for almost five years. Not only that, but your son has also contracted AIDS from his previously lesbian girlfriend whom she has lost her mother too in the orphanage accident you've just caused."

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roses are red violets are pink your nanas in the cowfeild with a bottle of stink... not really shes long gone.

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An airplane's engine suddenly blows up in the middle of its flight. The pilot turns around and sees a blonde and a brunette. He turns to his right and sees only two parachutes. The pilot says "Ok guys, only two-" Then the plane blows up.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? About 144 licks but everyone gets different answers because we all lick lollipops differently.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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