What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

if you have two gay people, would their kid be gay too? oh wait....

AIDS.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

Kefka > Sephiroth

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

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Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

that wall over there ->

What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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