What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

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What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

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There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

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What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

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a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

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How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

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What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

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What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

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what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

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What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

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Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

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There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

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What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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