- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

black people

what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

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