Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Roses are red.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

hey, my names mark.

Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

Rejected Disney titles: - 1,000,000,001 Dalmatians: The Need of Neutering - Beauty and the Bricks - Zambi: the Walking Deer - The Iron King 2: Simba's Ferride - The Little Mormon - Cinderella 4: The Fairy Godfather and his Mafia - Tarzipan of the Choco-Apes - Brother Boar - Home on Deranged - The Emperor's New Sith Apprentice - Mickey and the Mousetrap - Lilo and B**ch

I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

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