Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he? No, because he had cancer.

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"Knock, knock!" "Who's there?" "The police." "'The police', who?" "Sir, come out of your domicile with your hands up and no weapons present. You've just gone to an orphanage and massacred almost every nun who's worked there for almost five years. Not only that, but your son has also contracted AIDS from his previously lesbian girlfriend whom she has lost her mother too in the orphanage accident you've just caused."

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Whats cold and can't climb trees? Refrigerator

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What starts with ''F" ends in "uck" and usually means excitement? A Firetruck

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we asked cheryl cole what she would do if it was the last day on earth she replied.. id probably spend all the time with my family. wrong cheryl youd spend your last day on earth running away from other people wanting to accomplish their last day on earth dreams

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A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

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that wall over there ->

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

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justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

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Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

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what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

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How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

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Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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