- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

AIDS.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

Kefka > Sephiroth

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

osama bin laden is dead

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, it's impossible to determine the motivations of an animal that is incapable of speech.

What's the difference between a bird? Both legs are the same, especially the left one

How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

Knock knock Whos there? A rapist. Go away I'm calling the police!! (The rapist then proceeds to break open the door, beat the woman repeatedly with a baseball bat, and then rapes her)

knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

hey fat ass u want some butter with them rolls?

Josh is sooo great at blowing, xoxo Dylan Hodge.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Why was 6 afraid of 7? To get to the other side.

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