- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

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What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

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