- Anti Joke

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

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how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

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How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese