- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

Will nearis is here! Get it

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

I'm going to Re-write History... History

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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