- Anti Joke

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

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Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

angelosnyder is not gay

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car