- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

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