Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

Committing Suicide #YOLO

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

Why did the man die? He was old.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

all the kids had fun

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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