An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

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penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

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What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

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Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

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why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

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Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

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What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

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If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

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Where do you study to get a good education? A library, at home, or at another quiet location where it is easy to concentrate.

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A White guy invites his Black friends into his house, he says "Make yourself at home." THEY DO

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

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What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

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What happens when the hydro goes out for 1 second? 1 minute? 1 hour? 1 day? 1 month? 1 year? -1.8 people die. 105 people die. 6,306 people die. 151,338 people die. 4,603,198 people die. 55,238,376 people die. Aw shit, then you have to take account for how many people die of starvation :\, and the ones who froze to death, and the ones who died from heat stroke, And the ones who died of Alzheimers.

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Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

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Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

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why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

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Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

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What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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