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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

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