- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

punchline below punchline above

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

Im cute hehehee

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

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