- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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