What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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