How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

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What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

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Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

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what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

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why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

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Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

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roses are red violets are black lewis norris has a fucking narra back

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? a bike

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A Lion walked into bar. He ordered a steak Because lions love meat.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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Knock Knock Who's There 42

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Which hockey player has scored the monst goals of all time? He-Shoot-Si Scores

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I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

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A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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