Whats blue and flufft Answer: Blue Fluff

How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

Jews

That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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