- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

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