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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

What comes after 23? 24.

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

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