Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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