why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

hers a joke... japanese people

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Antijokes...

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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