- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

What is the name of the car? What

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

what looks like a banana? a penis

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

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