- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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