Roses are red, violets are purple.

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Phil sees a hitchhiker wandering past his car on the sidewalk. He asks Phil if he can take him to his house, and Phil says no, and keeps driving. Six seconds later the hitchhiker is crossing the street in search of somebody else, when he is hit by a bus and dies.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I want to have sex But no one else wants to

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know either, i'm just wondering why a chicken is trying to cross the road!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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2 men walk into a bar without thier shirts. They get kicked out. 2 women walk into a bar without thier shirts They got beaten almost to death Why? The men dressed up as women, and every hated them so much they beat the almost to death when 2 cops walk into that bar, see the men dressed up as women and they too beat them. Little do they all know that the men disguised as women are really secret goverment agents looking into a drug deal. The drug dealers got away and now we have 2 people sueing the police department and drugs on the street again. Oh yeah I almost forgot: I made this up so if you read it you're going to die withing the next 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years. I gurantee it. If you dont the men in white coats are going to do extremely painful tests on you and you just might die so then no one will care and maybe get onto thier lives again. Why did I right this? It hasnt happened to me so I dont know If you tell me I will give you something more valueble than gold. Want to know what it is? TELL ME FIRST!!!!

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Why can't the Mexican float? He never learned the proper technique as he was not allowed to take swim class.

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Magic! Well not really, you see, people that are stressed have the tendency to remain far longer into the state of hypnosis because their body conciously and subconciously (I am typoing it, but I cant bother to type it correctly fuck it) seek out the state of peace that hypnosis gives more often. Anyway, I know another thing that helps relieve stress, cough... Now, did you know that if you push your nose upwards slightly, you will feel a finger between your legs? its because nerve endings are connected that way, give it a go.

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this joke is funny so dont read the rest even though there is no rest

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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How you know when dislextic

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What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

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What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

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How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

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Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

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