You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

What does water smell like? water.

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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