- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

I'm on a seafood diet. It consists of prawns and tuna.

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