Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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knock knock who's there Steve Go away

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What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

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What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Black people

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why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

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What's the funniest thing about the holocaust? Nothing it wasn't a joke

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Women's rights

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Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

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How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

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A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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