what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

Cool story bro. Tell it again.

What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

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Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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