- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

Dude man, I'm high...

Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

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