Your life

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Communism hehe xd

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

what is the color of a burp burple

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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