Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

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Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

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What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

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So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

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Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

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What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

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Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

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Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

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What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

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How did the boy break his hand? He slammed it in a car door.

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Q: Whats black white and red all over? A: A dead penguin

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How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck, If a wood chuck could chuck wood? A full study has never been commissioned into the amount of wood chucked by a groundhog and thus far remains an unknown quantity. ls

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. When they both begin to pee, the white man looks over at the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels slightly depressed over his closet homosexuality. Both men leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself asleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Eric went for a poo in the public toilets. After he finished, he realised that there was no toilet roll. So he had to just pull up his pants and put up with his sshitty arse for the rest of the day. Unfortunately, he was in a board meeting and when he went in he stank of shit and it was a very uncomfortable feeling.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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