Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

Adam Chebali has no life

._____________________. Whale!

9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

no pun intended

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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